The Real Torchworld

fodian has been dispensing some wisdom about what's really going on with Torchwood, but I think she's just really off.

I mean clearly Jack, after a year of emotional/physical trauma, finally just wants Ianto to love him and only him, but Ianto can't because he's still pinning for his dead girlfriend, and oh yeah, he was only ever in this for the sex. And Jack's connecting to Gwen because Gwen's getting married and has a monogamous boyfriend who loves her, and he just wants to feel that too damnit! But no, Ianto is always looking at other boys and going, "Hmm threesome?" and telling Jack he can't spend the night because it's still early and Ianto's looking to pull at the local club.

And then Jack cries emo!tears and thinks about cutting himself but doesn't because he has to be strong so Ianto won't think he's a whiney little bitch. And he still flirts with everyone so that he can pretend that he's ok with their open relationship, but it kills him a little every time. I mean, why can't Ianto love him? Why can't Ianto just be satisfied with just him? WHY??

( And there's canonical proof if you look for it! )

Guys, it's just everyone's getting it so wrong! Jack is obviously the victim here, and Ianto's a huge bastard who only cares about sex and feels no love at all for Jack! And Jack is just trying to endure because he's such an emotional cripple and has really self-esteem which he tries to hide by smiling a lot, but inside, he's just a big emo puppy who loves Ianto but who Ianto doesn't love back. :'(