Show them those pictures of GDL in tight jeans (OMG I called him Gareth the other day -- YOU DID THIS TO ME). If they don't see that as reason enough, they are not human, they are ROBOTS.

Music? Wine? SOLD.

Heeeee, I absolutely do not want to smex up GDL. I do, however, want 40-something-year-old men to smex him filthy. Uh, not that I won't be getting premium tickets to this castle in the sky convention.