But the whoring just makes Jack want him more? It is part of their innovative, bordering on advant-grade dabbling that Ianto gets to sex-up date a million fangirls and Jack gets to take pictures. WIN FOR ALL!

Maybe Jack is too distracted by Ianto's porny face when he smells coffee that he can get nothing done at work, and therefore had to take drastic measures like let someone else touch the coffee. You know, TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM EVIL ALIENS and their shiny music boxes.

(They are pink with LOVE!)