So I saw some pictures of dear Gareth at Sex, Wales and Anarchy, and I might have *ahem* laughed a lot. A LOT. I mean, I know he did some very sexy things and sung some sexy songs and whatnot, but um, that facial hair is just not working for him. At all. Maybe it would have been ok if it was less 'dodgy random guy that's about to come on to you with a really, really bad pick-up line whilst thinking it's sexy' and more 'off-season actor about to finally be comfortable' (HI JOE FLANIGAN!), but yeah, there was a lot of giggling on my part. I think Gareth's face and I are now officially broken up. Even if he does make up for it with the reading of the gay sex.

In other news, how come I never knew Jamie Bamber was British? He literally went from like prat to SUPER SEXY in like the two seconds it took for me to process that it was his real voice. LEE LEE LEE! You kind of sound a bit like a girl on the show but in real life, you are way cooler!

In other other news, oh Paul Campbell (BILLY!). You and your Very Bad career moves and your completely dorktastic role in Nobody's Watching. So much warm fuzzy feelings!

ETA:

(Speaks for itself, don't it?)

Keywords: favourite band: TOOL!

So I was talking to out_there, and then I realized I had no Gareth the Tool icons, only Gareth the Pretty ones. Took care of that, didn't I?*

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( OMG I am totally not as crazy as this makes me sound. I just have very random tangents in thinking. )

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ETA: I took this What is my lustsign? quiz thing and I got:

My Lustsign is Fire In The Sky. I am the lost artifact of the gods. I am a brutal sex machine, and i'm scared to kill my partner even when cuddling. My color is red, blood red. When i'm having sex, i bite, scratch, scream, cry, and i don't remember any of them. Fortunate ones, to whom i gave the opportunity to sleep with me are probably still crying "Oh my god!" and trembling with ecstasy.

which literally couldn't be more wrong if it tried. I'm like what Ianto Jones appears to be on the outside in bed: quiet, slightly sarcastic with a nice bit of passion underneath. But no biting, scratching, scream or crying. (Unless you ask me nicely. Then I still won't scream or cry.) But then, I think the lack of capitalized 'I's would probably be a good indication of the quality of that quiz.

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*All Gak bashing totally in jest! I am in no way trying to start an anti-Gareth revolution! (Even though he's totally a tool. But at least he's our tool? Or alternatively, at least it's really, really mockable! :))

I have been spending waaaaay too much time in photoshop lately and since I feel slightly (very slightly) dumb for having only Ianto/Gareth icons, I'm just going to post them instead. Yay!

8 total: 2 Jack, 2 Jack/Ianto, 3 Ianto, 1 Gareth

( Icons! )

Oh Viggo, and in general manly men who are very manly, I really wish there would be no more wearing of the animal on the face. Though, you know how much I approve of waistcoat and red ties and trousers. Let's all invest in judicious utilization of The Stubble next year, kthx.

(Sorry you had no chance of winning. You photography is still brilliant though!)

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I met slodwick, celli and shoemaster on Friday and even though I tried to insist on being called my lj name like everyone else, apparently no one thinks of me as God. *le sigh* Foiled again in attaining absolute power! But they were all very lovely people, and I was perfectly nice and only said nice things and definitely didn't mention anything at all mean about Mathew Perry or Gareth's face. (Gareth's music taste is just plain bad; it's not an insult if it sucks.) Anything you may hear to the contrary is a VICIOUS, VICIOUS LIE!

(Somewhere, I might owe this ticket guy an apology for dredging up memories of his childhood and perhaps for making him think I would call him a jerk. I didn't! The DJ was good though.)

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So in the interim between Torchwood episodes and Gareth interviews, I was kind of not as enthusiastic about the Gareth *squee* as per usual and might have made noises about his hair, but then fodian pointed out these pictures (vague spoilers) and all I can so is: OMG GARETH DAVID-LLOYD SIGN MY KNICKERS (tm fan convention girls)! Who needs hair when you've got that crotch those legs? Seriously, Gareth + Jeans = WIN^10000000! Gareth + Tight Jeans = CANNOT COMPUTE HEAD HAS EXPLODED!!

Boy, you can come to America any day and I will torch your wood. ;) (OMG YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT, I JUST SAID IT!)

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Haha, also, I just realized how I have always subtly hated his music tastes because the keywords for my icon: Not here for his music.

Fine, so perhaps I actually liked listening to him sing the blues a little and not just you know, watching for when he shows his belly. Tool still sucks. As does acid whatever.

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Can we have more boykissing now instead of "king of the weevils"?

You may think I have things to say about Dead Man Walking, but you would be wrong. Except, um, I thought it had a lot of interesting ideas that all deserved like their own episode so it just, I don't know, felt like they were doing to much here. ( And one spoiler-y thing about Owen. )

I trust everyone has read the new Gareth questionaire? Dear boy, can you just be filled with *squee* instead of you know, coming off as a real person? I am shallow, I get distracted by depth! I may have to take him more seriously than just you know, mmm puppy!

(I maintain his music tastes still suck though. Sorry. Tool is bad. That's why they named themselves Tool. And found their new lead singer through asking people to apply online. Ok, Gareth did turn me on to Portishead who I like a lot, but still.)

And ok, I know I'm not suppose to talk about this, but um, did he break up with sex-alien girl? Because I don't have recurring dreams about breaking up with an ex if I've been dating someone else for two years. I'M SORRY, HE BROUGHT IT UP! I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A WEIRD THING TO SAY!

Now for the *squee*: OMG GARETH IS GOING ON TOUR HOW INCREDIBLY HOT IS THAT?? (Torchwood has been good to you despite the girly screaming and the getting wet.)

Random moment of Gareth *squee*:

What is your musical guilty pleasure?
Well... I suppose a lot of people might find it embarrasing, but I don't. I like the soundtrack from Labyrinth.
-from garethdavid-lloyd.co.uk

OMG ME TOO!! THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOVIES OF MY EARLY TEENAGE GIRLY ANGST YEARS!! (And produced some unaccountable David Bowie lust.)

Todays CAPSLOCKED GARETH LUST was brought to you by double Torchwood Wednesday or, as slodwick would say, IANTODAY.