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Oh Viggo, and in general manly men who are very manly, I really wish there would be no more wearing of the animal on the face. Though, you know how much I approve of waistcoat and red ties and trousers. Let's all invest in judicious utilization of The Stubble next year, kthx.
(Sorry you had no chance of winning. You photography is still brilliant though!)
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I met![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
slodwick, celli and shoemaster on Friday and even though I tried to insist on being called my lj name like everyone else, apparently no one thinks of me as God. *le sigh* Foiled again in attaining absolute power! But they were all very lovely people, and I was perfectly nice and only said nice things and definitely didn't mention anything at all mean about Mathew Perry or Gareth's face. (Gareth's music taste is just plain bad; it's not an insult if it sucks.) Anything you may hear to the contrary is a VICIOUS, VICIOUS LIE!
(Somewhere, I might owe this ticket guy an apology for dredging up memories of his childhood and perhaps for making him think I would call him a jerk. I didn't! The DJ was good though.)
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So in the interim between Torchwood episodes and Gareth interviews, I was kind of not as enthusiastic about the Gareth *squee* as per usual and might have made noises about his hair, but thenfodian pointed out these pictures (vague spoilers) and all I can so is: OMG GARETH DAVID-LLOYD SIGN MY KNICKERS (tm fan convention girls)! Who needs hair when you've got that crotch those legs? Seriously, Gareth + Jeans = WIN^10000000! Gareth + Tight Jeans = CANNOT COMPUTE HEAD HAS EXPLODED!!
Boy, you can come to America any day and I will torch your wood. ;) (OMG YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT, I JUST SAID IT!)
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Haha, also, I just realized how I have always subtly hated his music tastes because the keywords for my icon: Not here for his music.
Fine, so perhaps I actually liked listening to him sing the blues a little and not just you know, watching for when he shows his belly. Tool still sucks. As does acid whatever.
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Can we have more boykissing now instead of "king of the weevils"?
(Sorry you had no chance of winning. You photography is still brilliant though!)
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I met
slodwick, celli and shoemaster on Friday and even though I tried to insist on being called my lj name like everyone else, apparently no one thinks of me as God. *le sigh* Foiled again in attaining absolute power! But they were all very lovely people, and I was perfectly nice and only said nice things and definitely didn't mention anything at all mean about Mathew Perry or Gareth's face. (Gareth's music taste is just plain bad; it's not an insult if it sucks.) Anything you may hear to the contrary is a VICIOUS, VICIOUS LIE!(Somewhere, I might owe this ticket guy an apology for dredging up memories of his childhood and perhaps for making him think I would call him a jerk. I didn't! The DJ was good though.)
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So in the interim between Torchwood episodes and Gareth interviews, I was kind of not as enthusiastic about the Gareth *squee* as per usual and might have made noises about his hair, but then
fodian pointed out these pictures (vague spoilers) and all I can so is: OMG GARETH DAVID-LLOYD SIGN MY KNICKERS (tm fan convention girls)! Who needs hair when you've got Boy, you can come to America any day and I will torch your wood. ;) (OMG YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT, I JUST SAID IT!)
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Haha, also, I just realized how I have always subtly hated his music tastes because the keywords for my icon: Not here for his music.
Fine, so perhaps I actually liked listening to him sing the blues a little and not just you know, watching for when he shows his belly. Tool still sucks. As does acid whatever.
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Can we have more boykissing now instead of "king of the weevils"?
Tags: [♥] gareth
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Heeeee. And he *will* come to the US, yes? I can not afford the airfare to London and the hotel. I'm not sure I can even afford the *ticket* to The Rift con. STUPID POUND. If you were really God, you would make this happen. I will wait.
Gareth + Tight Jeans = CANNOT COMPUTE HEAD HAS EXPLODED!!
It is physically impossible for me to wait for this episode. I CANNA DO IT.
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That zap2it article said he hasn't been invited yet so I am waiting for a flood of invites and Gareth to do the U.S. fan conventions tour. I expect it so it will be so
just like I expect he will soon be in my bed!If you were really God, you would make this happen.
Alas, the colliery is that I am God but of wine, so I'll think real hard about getting you some nice booze but can only shrug at unfair exchange rates. Perhaps since I am also a really really good song, I could try to infuse some of that in other people as well. ;)
Also, what is a better way of saying, "Hi, I'm need to leave school to fly to London so I can stalk a guy that I know only from British television (which I cannot get in America) even though I might have spent $15,000 realizing that London and I are totally not BFFs"? I mean, there has to be a way that makes this sound not crazy and acceptable to both my parents and my boyfriend right?
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Music? Wine? SOLD.
Heeeee, I absolutely do not want to smex up GDL. I do, however, want 40-something-year-old men to smex him filthy. Uh, not that I won't be getting premium tickets to this castle in the sky convention.
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Also, I am thinking about organising a convention in my flat. Gareth can be the special guest of honour and all he has to do is wear those jeans and maybe strut around a big. Maybe also allow himself to be doused in water whilst wearing a white shirt. I BET IT WOULD BE VERY POPULAR.
Heeeee, I absolutely do not want to smex up GDL. I do, however, want 40-something-year-old men to smex him filthy.
OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Forty year old men get him on screen. I reserve the right to lust after his jeans off screen.
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But why waste all that time? Just hold a convention IN YOUR PANTS!
Although, mmph. Wet!GDL. Yes, that could work.
OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Forty year old men get him on screen. I reserve the right to lust after his jeans off screen.
Hahahaha, I am gay? I smex the wimmins! Not the mens! Although I am willing to make exception for boys who look like girls. Which is still confusing because GDL does *not* look like a girl. AT ALL. I am actually scratching my head as to why I find him attractive. And Barrowman is so big and burly, he should be totally invisible to me, but he's just swishy enough on screen to bleep my radar. And then they kiss and my radar goes BOOM.
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Hehe, I don't think I have enough room in there for all the fangirls and Gareth's crotch! But he should still be wet though!
Hahahaha, I am gay? I smex the wimmins! Not the mens!
Haha, that makes sense! A very good reason not sex up Gareth though I think there a moments where he does look a bit girly as Ianto. Not in like his very large body way but something about his face sometimes, and how young it looks. I adore John! He is so pretty and funny and prone to showing all his parts! And the boykissing helps a lot.
Ok, so probably stupid question, but what about girls who look like boys? Because a lot of times I find girly men like pretty but you know, not attractive because I just want to tell them to grow some facial hair, but there are like some more masculine women (like, omg Katherine Moenig) who I think are smoking hot!
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I have no idea why wet!Gareth makes me makes grunting noises, but it totally, totally does.
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I have a total boy crush on Gareth that is more I would love to go clubbing with him or listen to him sing or hang out at a pub, but I don't necessarily need to see him nekkid. But wet is good!
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crotchlegs! Ianto should wear casual outfits (jeans!!) more often. Jack should institute Casual Fridays - Y/Y??no subject
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Owen's labcoat is like the most non-professional doctory coat ever.
It really, really is.
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Although of course, you know Reverse Fridays is going totally distract Jack because who can resist Ianto in jeans?
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Yes, total distraction. :D That way they can just slide right into the weekend.
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I am 1000% on board with this. Please keep the CCTV on. Ianto is not that shy.
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He really really isn't! :D (You should propose a cctv/voyeurism challenge over at tw_flashfic or something.)
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Whoops, I didn't know that. I, um, don't read much TW fic (if any), so I'm not all that in touch with fandom. :(
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*SPORFLES*
*will remember that line forever*
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YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE!
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Usually, I resist spoilers but all in all... I'm just in a happy place imagining Ianto's wardrobe right now. He clearly owns loose jeans (from Countrycide) and tight jeans (from those photos) and layer long-sleeve tops and ... I can't explain why this is making me happy, but it is.
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But yeah, I love Ianto in casual clothes so much. I mean, yes SUITS, but Ianto's casual clothes have a special place in my heart.
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Boy, you can come to America any day and I will torch your wood. ;)
Hee!
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Motivation for moving to Cardiff:
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As long as there are pictures, I endorse this adventure. Hands on hips is a bonus, of course.
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